Skype Victim Gets Discount For Being Lebanese
08 Apr 201507:05 AM
Skype Victim Gets Discount For Being Lebanese

Average forty-year-old Lebanese man received a message from a girl, looking to get to him, but decided to drop it on account of many Asian and African girls' requests spamming his inbox.

 

A few days later, the same girl dropped him another message.

 

Naturally, he browsed her Facebook profile and found two friends in common, one of which he had contacted and had reassured him that the highschool friend is living in Europe for almost ten years now.

 

Now that our man shrugged off all doubt of being pranked, he sent out his reply. The two exchanged numbers and kicked off their Whatsapp and Viber conversations, which soon took up the bulk of their time, as they curled up in intimate chat over the wee hours.

 

While converstions would drag till four in the morning, the guy’s interest in this whole futile relation began to wan.

 

Long distance will not do: He’s a divorcée looking for a “night cap” and she’s after suburban domesticity.

 

The guy just pulled the plug and after desparate phone calls which he refused to pick up, he received a picture of the girl in a hospital bed, who, in the midst of his rejection suffered a serious nervous breakdown.

 

Of course, our guilt-ridden man resumed all calls until regular conversations started taking a penchant towards the sexual.

 

Heavy-handed tactics worked like magic, the two undressed over Skype amid suds and smiles, but funtime was cut prematuraly as the girl wanted to head to bed.

 

The guy fell alseep to the promise of more to come, only to wake to an extortion message through Whatsapp: The girl notified him that she had recorded all he had done over Skype and is willing to publish it if he wouldn’t pay his dues.

 

Ten thousand euros makes a hard bargain; however, the girl insisted she had made the poor lad a discount for being Lebanese.

 

Eventually, the guy wired the money, closed his Skype account and vowed never to reply to any unknown messages.