Mystery Pool Party Ejaculator Leaves 12 Girls Pregnant
18 Feb 201614:59 PM
Mystery Pool Party Ejaculator Leaves 12 Girls Pregnant
Batty Post

A pool party in Hanoi's trendy Tây Hồ district last month has been identified as the scene of a bizarre event which has left 12 women pregnant. According to reports from Vietnamese-language media, the private party at a luxury condominium was attended by several hundred young adults, primarily expats and wealthy Vietnamese locals.

Approximately one month later, women who attended the pool party began presenting at local medical clinics in the area, complaining of higher body temperatures, missed periods and unusual cravings. "The signs were all consistent with the early stages of pregnancy," revealed Dr Tieu Cong Huy, a resident physician at the Suzukima Clinic who treated three women linked to the pool party. "However, all patients claimed to have not engaged in any recent intercourse." Dr Tieu ordered tests to be conducted anyway, and the results all came back positive - the women were pregnant. "They were quite shocked when they were told the news, and it wasn't long before we established all three women had attended the same pool party." Investigators obtained the full guest list from the party and ordered all women to take pregnancy tests, revealing a total of 12 women had been unknowingly impregnated at the gathering.

"After reviewing the CCTV footage closely, we observed an unknown male on a balcony overlooking the pool who is now a person of interest," commented the security manager at the condominium. The manager refused to confirm speculation that the man was caught on video ejaculating into the pool, but a witness at the party claims this was the case. "I was lying on a sun lounge and taking a nap, when I was woken by a feeling of liquid hitting my back," reported Ms Chau Thi Tuyen, who attended the party with friends. "At first I thought it was suntan lotion, but I looked up and caught a glimpse of a naked man on a balcony."

In related news, an American expat living at the same condominium has mysteriously vanished. Housemates of the 24-year old man reported he left early one morning after news of the pool party ejaculator broke. "It's weird, his rent was paid for the next six months and he didn't even ask for a refund," commented one of the three other housemates sharing the apartment. "We're all arguing about who gets to take his room, it's the only one in our apartment with a balcony."